WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORONS!! Mystery Of The Space Alien Signals Finally Solved After YEARS: Dumbfounded Astronomers Trace Source Of Noise To The Observatory's Kitchen MICROWAVE

For years, scientists have been trying to uncover the source of mysterious radio signals being picked up in Australia. Theories have ranged from evaporating black holes to extraterrestrial communication and mergers of neutron stars. Now researchers at the Parkes Observatory claim they have finally found the source of these 'alien' signals - in their kitchen microwave. Scientists knew the strange signals, known as perytons, originated somewhere near to the planet, but they had no idea just how close. In fact, the microwave was next door in the staff kitchen and visitors centre at the observatory.Daily Mail Read More>>>>>>>