Dreamliner DOOM! BA Flight Cancelled Due To Evil Portent! Blackbird In Cockpit!

BA flight grounded after bird found flapping around in cockpit 

A British Airways flight due to take off from Heathrow to the US had to be cancelled when a bird found flapping inside the cockpit could not be removed by crew. Efforts to remove the blackbird over several hours culminated in airport ground staff using a recording of birds in distress in an attempt to scare it away, but this succeeded only in forcing the animal into hiding. Passengers on Monday’s flight BA189 to Newark, New Jersey, were transferred to a later service. One passenger, Anna Dolganov, told the Guardian the bird had defecated on the seats of the captain and first officer. “We sat on the plane as the seat covers were changed. Then, as the plane reached its starting position, a blackbird flew into the face of the pilot and started flying around the cockpit.” She said the passengers were kept up to speed with events through regular updates by the captain, such as “Our feathered friend is still at large,” and “If you happen to hear strange noises, please do not be alarmed”. Guardian>>>>>